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2024-03-08 11:47:10
全美最受欢迎的老太太湃玛蒂亚（泰勒·女派瑞饰），特立独行的她依然随身带着手枪到处行侠仗义，热心肠地帮助那些即便是不想要她来帮忙的人们。在上次因为多管闲事闹得还折腾进了监狱，出来后的玛蒂亚老实了一段时间后，眼瞧着又消停不住了。几个毛头孩子闯进了她的生活里，为首的是16岁的珍妮弗（侯普·威利森饰），这几个小孩可把玛蒂亚折腾得够呛，一怒之下玛蒂亚带着他们准备去找珍妮弗的家长算账，结果却发现珍妮弗的家里问题不少。
带这群孩子的是他们的姨妈爱普莉（塔拉吉·P·汉森饰），她目前正在为着自己的理想与现实而苦恼。爱普莉想做一个歌手，不过生活的琐碎、家庭的负担却拖得她根本没法达成自己的理想，导致她只能晚上在酒吧里面当个不成气候的驻场歌手，还染上了酗酒的恶习，家庭收入全靠他的男朋友。最爱多管闲事的玛蒂亚的冲动劲又上来了，她决定要帮助爱普莉解决他们家里的各种问题，另外还要...
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