了不起的小神仙
2024-03-08 11:57:39
商纣王在女娲博客上留言进行扰骚，从而激怒女娲，女娲扬言要商纣王倾家荡产。执行女娲命令的穿越使者化身卖碟人，偶遇从精神病院逃脱的蓝景平，由于蓝景平在身上撒了香水，被穿越使者误认为是迷惑纣王的狐狸精，从而把穿越神器（大话西游碟片）强塞给了蓝景平。蓝景平回到家中将穿越使者的碟片放进笔记本电脑中，意外触发穿越机制，穿越到了一个不一样的封神时代。刚来到封神时代，蓝景平手机被骗，见到了正在决斗的姜子牙和申公豹，最终和两人义结金兰。当他夜晚来到商青君的客店时，遇到了逃亲化名为苏菲男的苏妲己，蓝景平和苏妲己两人都要前往大荒学院，便决定次日一同前往。未料，夜晚蓝景平不小心解开了商青君的面纱，商青君非要嫁给蓝景平，蓝景平誓死不从。最终，蓝景平灌醉商青君后和苏妲己一起前往大荒学院。
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